Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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