We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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