Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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