did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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