it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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