So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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