Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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