He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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