She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just forgot I was standing up.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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