i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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