Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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