Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize