Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
