thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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