i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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