if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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