Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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