so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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