after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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