it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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