oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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