At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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