so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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