you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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