Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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