you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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