seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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