Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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