Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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