I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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