I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I am one with the molecules
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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