How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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