did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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