At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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