i wish semen tasted like chocolate
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
