The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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