Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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