Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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