"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.