end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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