When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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