I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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