wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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