i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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