we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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