Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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