I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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