I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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