She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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