the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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