That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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