I look better un-naked...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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