I'm drive I can fine osifer
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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