Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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